Originally Posted: Sun May 01, 2005

Ala's Journal Dear Diary Well I found out that while red oysters send me on sexual craving overdrive they wind up my unborn child like you wouldn't believe. I've never felt the child move that much before. It seriously did not help my stomach though... Diary... remind me not to do something that would give my mother-in-law reason to use her sense of humor again... Torvil's Journal Dear Journal, Remind me never, ever, ever, make my mother use her sense of humor again... I'm sorry, as fun as it was, It was not worth running Ala through that much stuff. I just hope Mom will understand, and not do it again...